If I Were in Charge of the World.

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel Duck Dynasty
I'd eat Panda Express every day
With Oreos for dessert and also
I would send all judgmental/rude people to an island away from everyone

If I were in charge of the world
there'd be an entire library in my house,
pizza available at any time, and
I would give everyone a free lollipop each day.

If I were in charge of the world
you wouldn't have crime.
You wouldn't have racism.
You wouldn't have homophobic people.
Or sexist pigs.
You wouldn't even have mimes.

If I were in charge of the world
a bird would not be allowed in my presence
and oreos would be a vegetable.
All people would get a castle for them and their friends to live in
and a person who sometimes forgot to set their alarm clock
and sometimes forgot to finish their homework
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.